Merry Christmas

Everytime I switch on the TV nowdays, they're playing a movie about Christmas. Why didn't anyone tell me Christmas has been pulled forward to May? Stupid Christian propaganda.

My head has been hurting like hell for 2 whole days. Maybe I have a tumor.

Today was a day for strange sightings. Both of these incidents took place outside McDonald's at the same time.

So I was walking by, and just near the entrance of McDonald's, there's this guy standing there with an entire Big Mac meal in front of him, laid out next to each other. He stood there for about 15 minutes, not doing anything, just staring at the food. After which, he bends down and picks up the box of fries and eats some then puts it back on the ground and continues to stare at the food. Now, at first I thought we may have been praying, but no, he wasn't.

Then the other side of the road had 4 blind people with one hand on the shoulder of the guy in front of them trying to cross the road. Talk about the blind leading the blind. It wasn't long before someone helped them though, cos the road was supremely crowded.

My head is going to fall off. Owww.